My surly boss was asked if his daughter looked like her mum.""Yes, she's...

Looked Like Her Mum

My surly boss was asked if his daughter looked like her mum.
""Yes, she's got her mother's smile," he replied. "Because, as you know, I don't have one."
Submitted by Dale Picot-de Krester
 The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee...

Cubicles

The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy. One day a co-worker had an exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons. After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens to me."
Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out, "Yes, we do."
Submitted by Jo Jaimeson
 As a salesperson, I do a lot of business over the phone. One man who called...

My Number

As a salesperson, I do a lot of business over the phone. One man who called to place an order had a really nice voice, so when he asked if I wanted his number, I took the opportunity to offer mine as well.

"Um," he stammered nervously, "I was talking about my purchase-order number."

Submitted by Iris Madderom
 After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section...

Booksmarts

After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

Submitted by collegehumor.com


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